Question, False Advice

This spam acts like the random vending machine, except you ask a question (be it fake or not) and you will receive advice to that question. If you've given advice, you still have to ask a question right after the answer... You are also more than likely not the first person on this topic.


Example: [Person #1] How does one open a door?

[Person #2] You must press the action button, whether you hold it or not depends on how fast you open the door.

How do you open a disk tray for the Wii/PS3?

[Person #3] To open a disk tray, you must first believe in the force, and the disk tray will come you you

Why can't I drink this MTN DEW????????

/Example

Now it's your turn to answer the question and ask one. Have fun.

cause mnt dew hates you, plus you arent thirsty you just want to drink the pop for the caffeine

why are my sisters so annoying?

Because they are actually aliens from the same planet.

Who was the first person to get rickrolld?

well, my guess would be the film crew of whoever film the rickroll video. That, or Rick Astley gave himself a rickroll the first time he sang the song.

What makes turtles so slow?

It isn't the turtles that are so slow, it's the way you perceive turtles to make them slow.

What would happen if I microwaved a microwave?

There would be an explosion that would make all pancakes morph into waffles

Waffles vs pancakes?

They will both form a climatic clash and destroy everything as we know it.

What REALLY happens to bacon when it's eaten?

Well, an uninformed person would say that that it gets digested, but we all know that bacon is one of the strongest fighters in the war that is continually raging inside your body. Bacon can also fly, so it has the greatest aerial attacks. Bacon will usually combat its worst foes, mainly the carrot, peas, and spinach, and will succeed in destroying most foes. However, bacon's lifespan is very short and dies after only a few hours of fighting.


Was that an adequate explanation?

No, it was too truthful.

Why go all your way to explain to me what really happens?

because i had a spirit come over me, and felt you needed the truth to become knowledgeable

May i have a pie?

No you may not have pie, because the pie is a lie.

Can I cut this water?

If you put all of your strength and mind into it, there is a 1% chance

I though the cake was a lie?

It is, but so is the pie.

Do I need a cell phone?

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS. CELL PHONES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND.

Over exaggeration?

No, it made perfect sense.

Who was the first man to use a toilet? And does he feel proud?

Thomas Crapper (1836-1910) also known as John Crapper, did exist and is credited with improving the functionality of the early flush toilet (or "water closet," as it was then called), but he did not, contrary to popular belief, invent the pseudo-eponymous bathroom appliance from scratch. Credit for that goes to 16th-century author Sir John Harrington, who not only came up with the idea but installed an early working prototype in the palace of Queen Elizabeth I, his godmother. The first patent for a flushing water closet was issued to Alexander Cummings in 1775, sixty years before Thomas Crapper was born.

Is this where "crapper" comes from?

Apparently not. Crapper comes from the old Egyptian times when there was a fat guy and the king would request "Bring me the crappah!" etc.


How do you know all of this?

And what did Alexander Cummings invent? Do I want to know?

Because I am

No one cares. No not really


Why didn't my computer tell me about this?

Because your computer rules

Why does your computer rule?

Becasue it's a pc.

Where is the left side of the barn?

On the right side, obviously, gosh

I can not answer your questioon for there isn't one...

Why is there no question?

opposite of the front

how to make food?

Burn it to a crisp

What am the sky?

Many thing

How does eat food?